Sunday, August 15, 2010

Dumb Laws

1.  It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.... (Nevada)
            (were there people doing this)

2.  It is a felony for a wife to open her husbands mail... (Montana)
            (say it ain't so)

3.  Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws      is prohibited...... (Missouri)--------- (well okay then)

4.  Illegal to dispose of used razor blades... (Connecticut)
      (really what should u do with them -- start a collection)

5.  Illegal to spit, except on a baseball diamond...(California)
          (and I wanted to spit on the seat next to me )

6.  A man can legally beat his wife but not more than once a 
      month... (Arkansas) 
       (Really -- is there a little man that sits around the house and 
          keeps count of times just in case it happens more than once)

7.  Hunting camels is strictly prohibited.... (Arizona)
         (are there camels in Arizona) 

8.  No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car...   
      (okay really were they having problems with this-----
        we all know that gorillas call shot gun and ride front seat)..

9.  You may not step out of a plane in flight... (Maine)
         (uuummmmm no word for this dumb law)

10.  It is illegal to gargle in public places..(Louisiana)
         (at least they gargle..........just sayin)

11.  Dogs may not molest cars.....(Kentucky)
        (do dogs read and will they be put in jail if they do this)...

12.  Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs...(georgia)
        (Melanie & Haley put the animals outside)

13.  It is illegal to sell your children......(Florida)
         (does this really have to be a law are people this stupid)

14.  Boogers may not be flicked into the wind....(Alabama)
          (OMGosh just gross and it is a law) eeewwwww

15.  You may not slurp your soup..... (New Jersey)
           (Come on people this a law)

And last but not least -- this one takes the cake -- pay attention to the place it hails from...... DUMB LAW #16

One may not pee in his neighbors mouth .... Champagne, Illinois
   (I couldn't help but laugh no matter how gross)

There you have it people --- dumb laws of the day --- can't believe they are on the books but yes they are...............

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