Saturday, August 28, 2010

Dumb Laws Round TWO

1.  Illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing
                                (Texas)

2.  You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving auto-
        mobile.......       (Tennessee) ... really are u kidding

3.  Dishes must drip dry........ (Oregon)
         uummmm okay

4.  Roadkill may not be taken home for supper...(West Virginia)
           Darn it all........

5.  Women must obtain written permission from their husband to
      wear false teeth..           (Vermont) 
                 I would rather not have teeth..... 


6.  It is illegal to wear boots to bed........(Oklahoma)
        those poor cowboys....


7.  It is illegal to get fish drunk..... (Ohio)
          I really need a visual here..........


8.  Idiots may not vote........ (New Mexico)
       Is there a special test that lets people know if you are an idiot 
         or  not...... just saying......


I just love these laws..... LEAVE A COMMENT ADD A LAW --- PLEASE
       

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